December 2011
glowpinkstah:
tyleroakley:
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
WHAT?! WHAT??!?!?!?1? JSDKLAJFAWE;OJ IORAWJK LJWAJ RIOAWLKEJRAJLO!
when you love somebody and bite your tongue, all you get is a mouthful of blood
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according to this infomercial since i fell at some point in the last 12 months, i may be eligible for a power chair or scooter at little or no cost to me
oh shit and if i call i also get a free deck of playing cards
saw two of my favourite people ever today
feels good man
reminds me to be grateful for having the greatest friends on the planet
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reuniting with my best friend tomorrow
the sad part is that we haven’t even been separated a week
and we’ve talked on the phone every day
but i miss him so freaking much
when a guy gets a haircut: ‘i need to get home right fucking now and wash my hair’
when a girl gets a haircut: ‘i need to go as long as i possibly can without showering to preserve how fucking good my hair looks’
A bestfriend doesnt really mean a friend you've...
sticked
if home is where the heart is then why am i so miserable here
occupy bethlehem
Tell me how to feel like we did when we were young Yeah you were dancing to your favorite song Told my friends and they were singing along We got down We got high We only felt so right So lets run free and carry on Like we did when we were young
i wish i could trade my heart for a new liver so i could drink more and care less
Gay people are born into and belong to every society in the world. They are all...
– Part of Hillary Clinton’s speech to the UN on LGBT rights ( gay .org.uk)
jyosef:
i don’t like coldplay.
pugsexual:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
Me: Doesn't this chick look like Yao Ming?
Thomas: Deb you are so mean.
Me: TELL ME SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YAO MING.
Thomas: DEB YOU'RE AWFUL.
Me: TRY! TRY TO TELL ME SHE DOESN'T!
Thomas: OKAY OKAY SHE LOOKS LIKE YAO MING.